panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

(via legit-humour)

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

(via yasooo)

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

(via i-like-pigeons)

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*

(Source: patrickstormborn, via i-like-pigeons)

,,

You do not need pasta.

Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning (via marquessofpembroke)

(Source: seabelle, via ruinedchildhood)

ridge:

white boys be like 

(via ruinedchildhood)

realbookofmorgan:

i dislike ariana grande for no reason just looking at her makes me slightly angrier

(via lickmytumblr)

(Source: suprchnk, via ruinedchildhood)

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crystalblueenigma:

There is only 1 year difference between these two actors. 24 and 25.

(via dutchster)